Lumpy mail

Mail they can’t help but open.

Mail they can’t help but open.

Mail they can’t help but open.

If it’s lumpy, it gets opened. We source a strategic item, pair it with a handwritten card, assemble the box by hand, and ship it on your behalf.

Plan a lumpy mail campaign
Plan a lumpy mail campaign
Handwritten letter rolled inside a corked glass bottle

A GhostHandwriter original

A handwritten message in a bottle.

A handwritten message in a bottle.

A handwritten message in a bottle.

When was the last time someone sent you a message in a glass bottle? Never? Same.


It plays right into human psychology:

  • They can see the message but can't read it yet. (Curiosity gap)

  • Getting it out takes effort, so they're invested before they read a word. (IKEA effect)

  • Nothing else on their desk looks like it. (Novelty effect)

  • It's too good to throw away, so it stays on their desk. (Endowment effect)


We write it, roll it, cork it, and ship it. You just tell us who needs to hear from you. Send unforgettable messages.


Get Started
Get Started

Most packages start around $15, all in.

Most packages start around $15, all in.

Most packages start around $15, all in.

Card, item, assembly, and shipping.

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